For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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