You're a womanizer and a bitch.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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