My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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