id be glad to
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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