Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
