My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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