1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Pooping to opera.
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