I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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