I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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