Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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