how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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