Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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