I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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