Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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