Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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