Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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