How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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