They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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