I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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