Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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