i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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