well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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