Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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