Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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