Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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