Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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