He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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