3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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