1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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