Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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