New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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