At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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