im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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