no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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