just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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