rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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