I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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