talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
