I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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