69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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