well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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