How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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