if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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