How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
NoShamevember. You game?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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