yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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