Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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