Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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