I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
why is half of my head shaved?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize