Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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