I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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