Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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