Duck Duck Cougar?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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