I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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