i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize