how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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