I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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