You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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