Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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